Breaking Rat News: Difficulties arise with hammock-cuddle bed operation
Rat engineers were baffled today when attempts to stash the cuddle bed (like a small, fleecy cat bed) in the lower blue hammock were met with failure. Despite his best efforts, project manager Agent J was unable to store one inside the other, no matter how fervently he pushed their edges together.
"At first we thought it was a nestcloth imbalance, so we moved some fabric around," he told reporters. "That's usually the first thing we try. It didn't seem to work this time. We're no further ahead. It's a bit like trying to fit a Sherman tank into a water cooler."
Efforts to stash the cuddle bed continue, though many bystanders fear that the operation will be unsuccessful.